Meet Dave

Dave Colbert

I’m Dave Colbert.

I did this.

I’m going to keep doing it.

I hope you like it.

I don’t care if you don’t.

For more details about me, go to davecolbert.com…. I’m not just a man,
…I’m a website.

Dave News:

Some Words that describe me (no order):

  • Punk Rocker
  • Leftist
  • Gen X
  • Mainer
  • Cis-White-Male
  • Chaotic-Good
  • Practitioner of the Four Agreements
  • Atheist
  • Democratic Socialist
  • Minimalist
  • Feminist
  • Devolutionist
  • Evolutionist
  • Anti-Fascist
  • Original Trilogy Purist
  • Open Source Advocate
  • Caffeinated
  • OnlyFans Model (pending account approval)
  • Keeper of the Legendary Crystal of Herkimer

I don’t need people to tell me I’m crazy. …I know that, … I’m counting on it as a legal defense. 

– Dave

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